It was on my ceiling and I threw a slipper at it and it landed on my bed and I almost went into panic mode.  I didn’t know what to do, and I didn’t have anyone to come kill it and time froze right there.  I swear that shit was staring me down like intuitively threatening me or planning to come get me at night or something.  I knocked that fucker off my bed with the slipper and stomped on it.  That was some traumatic shit yo, like foreal my heart was racing for a minute there.

Guys, what if it was a girl spider and laid eggs in here?  FUUUUUCK.