November 2010
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October 2010
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“I’m so excited for this weekend. On Sunday it’s my birthday and we’re going over to my friends house to watch scary movies, smoke shit loads of weed, munch out and then later on in the night go to a cemetery with a ouija board. And on Saturday it’s my birthday party and we’re going to go out for dinner and then we’re going to the motel to drink. And hopefully on Friday we’ll go to a party and get shitfaced.”
This girl must be turning 16.
"I would like a copy of this paper! :) Shiela- This is a fantastic paper! It's great having you in class..."
Aced that film paper that I wrote in 2 hours before the class started. I think I just changed my mind about film class, its not so bad haha
Annnnnnd to all those film majors who act like they’re so elite and know absolutely everything there is to know about film:
84 and I'm pretty fucking happy with it
So, Ryan walks in with a huge stack of exams
My friends get their exams back and they do well
Then I get mine back
But, of course, he starts talking about the next exam (which is in 2 weeks)
I come home and my dad is watching the Laker game on the couch... with a blacklight on.
- Me: Dad, why do you have a blacklight on?
- Dad: A what light?
- Me: The blacklight, that purple light that makes your shirt glow!
- Dad: I know, look at my shirt, it looks brand new!
- Me: Oh my god Dad, why is the blacklight here in the living room?!
- Dad: Because we're in the disco!
FUCK TACO BELL
ughhhh my stomach, adding that place to my list of “NEVER AGAINS”
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating and you finish off as an orgasm.”
—George Carlin (via blua)
