"I’m so excited for this weekend.
On Sunday it’s my birthday and we’re going over to my friends house to watch scary movies, smoke shit loads of weed, munch out and then later on in the night go to a cemetery with a ouija board. And on Saturday it’s my birthday party and we’re going to go out for dinner and then we’re going to the motel to drink. And hopefully on Friday we’ll go to a party and get shitfaced.”
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating and you finish off as an orgasm.”—George Carlin (via blua)
Cousins, sometimes we’ll go weeks without hanging out and I’ll totally forget how much I really love (/miss) hanging out with them. We don’t have to be doing anything special, even just being at my house,bbq-ing, and talking about random stuff around the dinner table is really fun. There’s just something different about being with family.
I REALLY want an ipad - even more than I want the white iphone 4. I know I said that I think the ipad is stupid and useless but yeah, I’ve been converted. I need one… so I’ll probably get one in November?
I got a Real Madrid jersey today and I love it! I think it was the only one in the store and just happened to be my size. I think I love it even more because it was a definite steal - $20 and it’s totally legit, it has all the tags and appropriate adidas stitching/watermarking - and it was just a coincidence that I found it since I wasn’t even thinking of buying a RM jersey anytime soon.